"Why does James Frey get tougher treatment than our government? Well I'll tell you why, because he misled us, into a book we had no business getting into. So thank you Oprah, for...punishing the one unforgivable sin in our society, forcing Americans to read, when they didn't really have to.
Not to pick on Scott, but...no shit. And once again, for all you impatient, gossip whoring litblogs out there, can we say, "no shit." Jon Stewart, consider it taken back; nicely done. Update: Ha. Paying "tribute" to the working man, post-SOTU, Colbert does him one better.
Right then, on to more important matters.