I don't think I'm being overly dramatic about this and nor do I feel I'm shanghaiing you. After all, you're like all the rest, you like the world on your plate ready to be forked into two chunks, don't you? There's nothing more comforting for you than saying, 'This is either this, or it's that.' You do it all the time, it's as primary as breathing for you. I'm merely providing you with another fine opportunity to exercise your fine discrimination.
-Will Self, My Idea of Fun